Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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