The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Randomize
