you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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