How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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