just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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