On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
