im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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