Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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