dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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