Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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