Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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