But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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