Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
