Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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