Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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