he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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