Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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