i may or may not be watching the land before time
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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