New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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