It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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