I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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