you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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