It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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