Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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