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(614): View more from Ohio

This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

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Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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(410): View more from Maryland

we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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(217): View more from Illinois

turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder

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(218): View more from Minnesota

After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.

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(330): View more from Ohio

We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.

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