return my video game
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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