I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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