Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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