We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
