how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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