I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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