Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
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go home
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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