Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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