I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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