Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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