ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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