I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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