There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
time to smoke my breakfast
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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