office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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