So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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