have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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