I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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