My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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