Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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