tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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