He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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