Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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