He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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