Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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