On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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