Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
You left your phone here
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