My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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