"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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